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First Day of Christmas
00:17
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I got you an Orange Julius at home.
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Second Day of Christmas
00:13
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Some shells I saved from my seafood diet.
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Third Day of Christmas
00:26
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Open it. A photo of someone i don’t know that i found at a friend’s house sometime at the end of my 8th grade year.
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Fourth Day of Christmas
00:24
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It’s an empty tissue box. You can hide money in it and you know no one will know.
Look at my handlebar of Kleenex. I made it from the box of Kleenex. It’s a good disguise to go.
Happy Holidays.
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Fifth Day of Christmas
00:17
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I got you the essence of Wilbur’s house.
It smelled of him.
His mom fed him Haribo.
His basement glowed.
The gift of smell is transferring my memory.
Happy holidays.
Advent five.
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Sixth Day of Christmas
00:23
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I got you some razzamatazz. This Christmas, I got you some razzamatazz, but I left it at Buffalo Bill’s on Christmas Eve.
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Seventh Day of Christmas
00:18
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Here's a blanket somebody left at my house. He didn’t want it back. The tag says Germany, he's from France. Buddy, cut me slack. It’s warm, it’s warm, it’s warm, it’s warm. It's made for snow-covered forest cabins and lean-to’s.
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Eighth Day of Christmas
00:14
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I got you half of a coconut face
it fits on a softball all over the place
i call this the Andrew-Lloyd-Webber pitch
baseball is fun with a lightsaber switch
i like the fastball!
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Ninth Day of Christmas
00:37
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These ZZ Top keys are fired-up bubble gum.
Put it in your mouth, opposite of yum yum.
Some things are just not fun.
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Tenth Day of Christmas
00:55
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I cut up the all the stops of a Monopoly board
to a house of cards where your old wallet is stored now.
Your wallet is old you should get one that’s new.
I guess I could have gotten you one,
but I blew it on monopoly. Happy holidays!
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scratched off
scratch offs
booked with holes, yarning stitched
reprogram methods whispered near
“wish” and “lotto” have been switched
there’s an mp3 that goes with this
it’s wind going through a plastic sheet
I put a lot of thought in your Christmas present this year.
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Twelfth Day of Christmas
00:42
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see that guy standing there
giving two cents to the young guy's ear
he’s being loud
'cause he’s been around
but more so he wants everyone to hear
he’s invested in a winter chair
look underneath your current chair
there’s a bag of brittle under there
i saw it there the day before i left
if no one claims it, I’d say it’s yours!
happy holidays!
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Corn Mo Brooklyn, New York
Corn Mo has toured America and Europe with the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus, The Pontani Sisters, Wheatus, Ben Folds, They Might Be Giants, Nick Offerman and the Polyphonic Spree. He has written 6 albums including 3 with his band .357 Lover. He's working on another one. ... more
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